Bulgaria Ski discussion board

So as I arrived in that wonderful resort called Pepsicola I was greeted by all these blokes who wanted to steal my cases. Sod off I said, no I am a porter he said.

I am able to carry 10 cases, skis round my neck and still open your room with my teeth..........all for as much money as I earn in a week which you WILL give me before I leave your room.

Then this bird at reception wanted to keep my Passport so her Bulgarian boyfriend could get to England and become manager of Tottenham Hotspur. Does he know anything about football I asked........ No she said. Damm I thought, he's got a good chance of getting the job. (boom boom)

Then in for supper, Is the soup cold enough for you sir or would you like us to pour more cold water into it? Try some leather bread special prepared for you last month.

Sorry about the chicken, the chef dropped it and the staff walked over it by mistake, but we have brushed all the grit off of it so it should be OK.
If not, we will have chicken tomorrow, and in fact every other day of your stay. We have lots of chicken because we dont like it and so we give it to you.

Here is your bed, the hole in the middle is to allow the air out if you fart in the night. The radio is tuned to a hip station in the hills called Radio Plovdiv, sort of Radio 1 with altitude.

Good night sir sleep well, and if you hear a noise, don't bother us because it's only a noise.

Byeeeeee