The Samakov may not supply a kettle
but at least there are pros there to fettle
the snow may not have sufficiently laid
its annoying as its for a skiing holiday you've paid
but its better than sticking your bum in some nettle.....s
Sorry about the last line but couldnt think of owt else
my half empty cup is now fuller,
cause there's snow and the weather is cooler,
though there's no bedside kettle,
I am still in good fettle,
drinking loads of That gin flavoured Muller.