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Optimistic Prose

Flip Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 12:49

re: Optimistic Prose

The Samakov may not supply a kettle
but at least there are pros there to fettle
the snow may not have sufficiently laid
its annoying as its for a skiing holiday you've paid
but its better than sticking your bum in some nettle.....s

Sorry about the last line but couldnt think of owt else
Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 12:54

re: Optimistic Prose

The second line was a bit risky also.
So Fettle is something you do to the pros?

N.
Alan  (baldie) Author:Bawbags posts : 19   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 12:59
Flip Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 13:15

re: Optimistic Prose

Fettle is definitely an allowed word to use in deepest darkest Yorkshire.

Now if I'd have started it differently

At the Samakov for a Kettle I hankered
but instead went to the bar and got drunk

now that wouldnt have worked
Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 13:18

re: Optimistic Prose

Like it Flip,

In Bulgaria they're into Alcoholic Yoghurt.

Had some last year and got absolutely Mullered. Very Happy

N.
Alan  (baldie) Author:Bawbags posts : 19   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 13:27

re: Optimistic Prose

my half empty cup is now fuller,
cause there's snow and the weather is cooler,
though there's no bedside kettle,
I am still in good fettle,
drinking loads of That gin flavoured Muller.
Flip Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 13:36

re: Optimistic Prose

now that is bit sketchy, i feel much better about my limited offering

the snow outside has not started to settle
so I'm off the bar for a fettle

Its a work in progress but be reassured I'll be back, though not with alcoholic yoghurt - now thats a tricky one to get a suitable rhyme with
Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 13:51

re: Optimistic Prose

Down the red runs we were cruisin'
But still looking forward to Boozin'
I hit a tree stub
and fell into the pub
and drank a few pints of my choosing
One Pole Jo Author:One Pole Jo posts : 734   (Expert)Date : 01-15-10 13:55

re: Optimistic Prose

This is hilarious!

I've fractured my arm
to ski, may cause harm
instead I will drink
til I puke in a sink
and take photos of you all on your arse!

Love,
Jo (baldie alans little sister)
Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-15-10 14:01

re: Optimistic Prose

When skiing Bulgaria watch out for Jo
You want to see her go
and then there is Baldie
In his skiwear from Aldi
Both cruisin' along on the snow