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Orders for Cororal Bennett

Corporal Bennett (Fracis)

Your Scouting Mission in preparation of the coming invasion on 28/01/12 1830hrs are as follows.

1.sus night life out,
2. clear paths from Flora Hotel to Bobby's Bar,
3. ensure all slopes are pisted
4.all signage (White House this way/boarders that way/Manc bog off) placed in strategic positions as not to offend
5. Put the Rakia on ice.
6. Ensure Sofia Airport runway is clear for landing 1840hrs. 28/01/12

I am S.P.

re: Orders for Cororal Bennett

Dooh (Francis)

re: Orders for Cororal Bennett

Plough - this is Brigadier General Aston.

You will rescind that order with immediate effect. The mission is as follows.

- keep all snow on the hill exactly where it is
- do not touch any snow on the hill
- barrow any additional snow from the village to the hill ready for distribution by Sapper Boro Basher.
- guard hill until my arrival on 4th March
- monitor off duty activities in Bobby's Bar and ensure sufficient provisions are in place for my arrival

Is that clear?

re: Orders for Cororal Bennett

S.p i left the army 8 years ago if you had just said please i may have thought about it but because you tried to order me i have decided only to do 1 thing you ordered and keep the raki on ice!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you come over to the dark side maybe ill do the rest too!!!!!

re: Orders for Cororal Bennett

RSM, "put that man on a charge for Deriliction of duty",

No use giving him a white feather as you would not be able to see it in Boro at the moment !!