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PP linked to LEGO Scam!

Onmybumski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-24-07 22:55

PP linked to LEGO Scam!

Bulgarian building regulations have been changed to such extent that Government administration has reduced properties owners to tears. Now they have to build everything out of LEGO blocks. In fact, everything in each room has to be made of LEGO; bowls of fruit, vase's of flowers, beds, sofas, everything.

"I was going to build my house with brick, but the new President said that bricks took too many explosives to bring down, and dynamite costs money," Smagski Smagsmithski said. ...
Bulgarian building regulations have been changed to such extent that Government administration has reduced properties owners to tears. Now they have to build everything out of LEGO blocks. In fact, everything in each room has to be made of LEGO; bowls of fruit, vase's of flowers, beds, sofas, everything.

"I was going to build my house with brick, but the new President said that bricks took too many explosives to bring down, and dynamite costs money," Smagski Smagsmithski said. "I worked hard all my life with good honest people I had three apartments pulled down. Now they tell me I have to build my fourth property with LEGO bricks, have you any idea how many LEGO bricks it takes to build a house and thay are so expensive. Yes they are easy to pull apart but the expense! and then there's the furniture and furnishings.

I find myself working long hours now but I had to get two additional jobs to support my family, and now we are told we can only build things out of LEGO blocks. I was afraid that she (Mrs Smagsmithski) wouldn't like the LEGO flowers idea, but she's been a good sport about things. She understands how it has to be."

"What was the hardest thing to build? a functioning industrial air conditioner. That was pretty hard," said Smagski.

More and more families have had to get additional jobs and start building with LEGO.

Our reporter suspects that LEGO is owned by Bulgariaski.com. Their MD an unknown Wiltshire billionaire who just goes by the letters PP,(and now skis in Austria) has intrests in Cardiff City football club who have just completed the signing of ex-liverpool white line sniffer superstar Robin Fowler, the nose band wearing 32 year old is said to be on £50,000 a week with Saturdays off and a Lego house in Cardiff bay.
Our investigation continues.....

Wink Wink

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Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-25-07 00:39

re: PP linked to LEGO Scam!

I refuse to comment.

PP Cool
Smag Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-25-07 23:13

re: PP linked to LEGO Scam!

bloody lego , pp has a lot to answer for Wink Wink
hguolpwons Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-26-07 00:18

re: PP linked to LEGO Scam!

well done onmybumski,

after a longhard day you brighten up my evening. Very Happy

I believe interpol is investigating his moll "tanjetta" the mysterious lady of the ski slopes.

And I here "daniel snell" has bought a 1 way ticket to
patagonia.

s.p. Wink
Onmybumski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-26-07 21:09
Pamporovo Pete Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-28-07 14:14

re: PP linked to LEGO Scam!

Lego my leg will ya Mad

PP Cool
Tanjette Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 07-28-07 22:08