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Pamp Pete & Earl Wakey
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-14-04 16:23Pamp Pete & Earl Wakey
Sorry about the Delay in Responding, had to flog a couple of idleServing Wenches.
Delighted, However, to hear the Slopes will be Swept for our arrival on the 24th.
All arrangements are naturally in hand, although i have yet to find suitable Accommodation for my Sherpa, Beano.
Budget Accommodation such as the Hotel Pamperovo has been recommended, can you advise
Lord Lewis of the Manor of Marston
re: Pamp Pete & Earl Wakey
did you get much for them ?
re: Pamp Pete & Earl Wakey
is this a peasants idea of a JokeThe Pamparovo Stockade awaits you my Boy
Lord Lewis of the Manor of Marston
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Lord Lewis, your grace, I feel that the Pamporovo Hotel may well not be worthy of housing such a distinguished and noble person as your good self.
May I dare suggest that you and your good lady allow both me and Mrs. Pamporovo Pete to welcome you to our humble abode in Castle Perelik.
We have court jesters Ally and Judith who are known the world over for their gay joviality and we could also slay one or two of the snowboarders if it pleases you. (It would me!!!) ahem.....
Then, ...
May I dare suggest that you and your good lady allow both me and Mrs. Pamporovo Pete to welcome you to our humble abode in Castle Perelik.
We have court jesters Ally and Judith who are known the world over for their gay joviality and we could also slay one or two of the snowboarders if it pleases you. (It would me!!!) ahem.....
Then, ...
Lord Lewis, your grace, I feel that the Pamporovo Hotel may well not be worthy of housing such a distinguished and noble person as your good self.
May I dare suggest that you and your good lady allow both me and Mrs. Pamporovo Pete to welcome you to our humble abode in Castle Perelik.
We have court jesters Ally and Judith who are known the world over for their gay joviality and we could also slay one or two of the snowboarders if it pleases you. (It would me!!!) ahem.....
Then, when you have eaten and drunk your fill, and are ready to retire, what better place dare I suggest you rest your weary head than in the exquisite surroundings of room 208 at the Perelik.
I will also arrange a fag to stand by for your every need.
I do so hope this pleases your royal Lordship.
Pamporovo Peter .
May I dare suggest that you and your good lady allow both me and Mrs. Pamporovo Pete to welcome you to our humble abode in Castle Perelik.
We have court jesters Ally and Judith who are known the world over for their gay joviality and we could also slay one or two of the snowboarders if it pleases you. (It would me!!!) ahem.....
Then, when you have eaten and drunk your fill, and are ready to retire, what better place dare I suggest you rest your weary head than in the exquisite surroundings of room 208 at the Perelik.
I will also arrange a fag to stand by for your every need.
I do so hope this pleases your royal Lordship.
Pamporovo Peter .
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Peter, although a kind offer, Castle Derelict would not suit my requirements, but fear not, Chateau Pamperovo are awaiting my State Visit.It was Accommodation for my Sherpa, Beano, that the Budget Hotel Pamperovo had been recommended, can you please advise on suitability for said Lacky.
Please send the Faggot you so kindly offered to the Chateau for my Arrival on 24th
Regards
Lord Lewis of the Manor of Marston
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We do have a barn that you could put your Sherpa in. Does it have a sliding door as I may need to move the ass to one side.We do not have room for your Beano, but we do have copies of the Dandy, Topper, and Eagle that will be made available to you.
The faggots will be sent, will you require mushy peas as well.
Always at your service.
Pamporovo Peter.
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Kind thanks for all your help, look forward to meeting thy in the Hamlet of Pamperovo on 26th.A Public Flogging for Frankie Carbone could easily be accommodated once i have taken care of State matters.
Sherpa Beano, has now been Accommodated in the fair City of Plovdiv, from whence he will travel, to be at my beckham call.
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So it shall be my fair Lord.But please take pity of the one they call Frankie Carbone for he knows not of what he does.
Maybe 1 week spend dining in the Derelik Hotel Resturant may regain his sanity, and peace will again return to the noble land.
5 pieces of Silver hath been offered for his capture, and it hath been posted throughout the land.
Please give my most humble regards to Master Beckham when you next speak.
Pamporovo Peter
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Farewell Pamperovo Pete, but arise Sir Peter of The Pamp.i must take my leave of you now, to ready myself for this Evenings Festivities as The good Men of Manchester of the City
do battle with the Income Tax evaders of Leicestershire City.
Fareweeeeeeeelll
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OMG I just had a good 10 minutes LOLing, keep it up boys!Ally
