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I TOLD THEM ALL I NEEDED TIME
TO SAMPLE SOME BULGARIAN WINE
BEFORE I STARTED ON THE SLOPES
WITH ALL THE OTHER SOBER BLOKES

BUT NO, THEY ALL JUST WOULD INSIST
FOR ME TO SKI WHILST TOTALLY PISSED
HEADING DOWNWARDS AT A MIGHTY RATE
IS SOMETHING THAT I REALLY HATE

BLUES AND GREENS I CAN USUALLY MANAGE
WITHOUT CAUSING MYSELF TOO MUCH REAL DAMAGE
BUT ON THAT SAD AND FATEFUL DAY
I KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE TO PAY

FIRST FALL CAME, WHICH MADE ME CUSS
GETTING OFF THE SKIING BUS
ON MY ASS BEFORE I KNEW IT
BUT STILL CONVINCED THAT I COULD DO IT

OFF I STAGGERED TO THE LIFT
FEELING SURE I HAD THE GIFT
TO SKI THE BLACKS AND BE A STAR
THE FINEST ON THE HILLS BY FAR

ALAS, THE DREAM WAS NO TO BE
CAUSE ALL THE BOOZE AFFECTED ME
BEFORE THE LIFT HAD REACHED THE MIDDLE
I HAD TO HAVE A LITTLE WIDDLE

STOOD UP STRAIGHT AND STARTED PEEING
SPELT MY NAME IN YELLOW WEEING
THOUGHT THAT I WOULD NEVER STOP
BEFORE WE GOT TO THE VERY TOP

THEN CAME THE TIME TO LEAVE THE CHAIR
EVEN THOUGH MY ASS WAS BARE
FELL AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HARDER
LEGS THE SAME AS DOUGLAS BARDER

BUT HELP WAS FAST, SOME BOARDING RIDERS
TOOK ME FOR A DRINK AT SPIDERS
AFTER SHOCK JUST DID THE TRICK
MADE THE WALL SEEM A TINY BRICK

SO AS YOU GUESSED I LOST IT ALL
AND ENDED UP IN HOSPITAL
ASKED THE DOCTOR ON HIS FINDING
TOLD ME THAT I'D BROKE ME BINDINGS

SO NOW I'M HOME AND FEELING SILLY
THAT I HURT MY ARM AND BRUISED MY WILLY
MAYBE NEXT YEAR I WILL LEARN
TO STAY UPRIGHT, AND COMPLETE A TURN

BUT WITH ALL THE DRINKING THAT I DO
I NEED MY VERY OWN PORTA LOO
THERE IS NO SKIER WORSE THAN ME
BUT I'M AS HAPPY AS CAN BE

FOR PAMPOROVO PETE'S THE NAME
YOU'LL SEE ME THERE, USUALLY LAME
SKIING, FALLING, HAVING FUN
UNTIL MY STAY IS OVER AND DONE

I'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER PLACE
TO PUT A SMILE UPON MY FACE
AS WIDE AS THE ONE I WEAR ALL OVER
WHEN I AM SKIING PAMPOROVO.


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PP