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Poem time

snowplough Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 10-06-06 11:58

Poem time


The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal man. They were given a word,then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'.
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.

The ...

The Australian Poetry Competition had come down to two finalists; a university graduate and an old aboriginal man. They were given a word,then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was 'TIMBUKTU'.
First to recite his poem was the university graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand,
trekked a lonely caravan
Men on camels two by two
Destination - Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could the old aboriginal man top that, they thought. Then the old aboriginal man calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

Me and Tim a huntin' went
Met three wh0res in a pop up tent
They were three, and we was two
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu

The aboriginal man won.

hope this does not offend,

richard
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