Aftershock ?
Optrex ?
Personal Portaloo ?
Get Me Home Sat Nav ?
Personal Drinking Tankard ?
Zoloft ?
Paxil ?
Xanax ?
Boon - you've not even started packing yet
Oh no PP, there was a time when this hideous thing was worn by the legendary Steve. Now that it has been passed down to the next generation, I will be sure to wear it with pride and dignity before bestowing the honour upon my eldest in future years in the hope that maybe, just maybe, in 100 years maybe, it may one day recapture it's fashionable glory.