NOT - sorry to those of you don't like a laugh.....
First time skier was talking to a guy at the bottom on the lift, he says "excuse me mate, but I'm new to this skiing lark, but I'm also dyslexic. Not sure if I have to zig zag, or zag zig, can you help?" other fella says "don't ask me mate, I'm a toboganist!", "Oh well" says the first guy, "I'll 20 B & H whilst your here!"