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SKIING JOKES PLEASE!!!!!

ANY GOOD JOKES ABOUT SKIING PLASE , HAPPY XMAS EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!1

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Arron on a pair of skis

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Do it Man

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A Guy and his mate book to go skiing to Borovets.

There isn't any snow.

The Joke? Skiing? No Snow?

Thats a joke.

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What's the difference between a ski instructor and God?

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What's the difference between a ski instructor and God?

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what do you call guys who ***k up all the snow...................................................................................................................................................................................................yep you got it SNOWBOARDERs!!!

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The difference is that God doesn't pretend he is a ski instructor.

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Nice one Stefan.

So, how do you know the Guy stood next to you in a bar anywhere in the world is a ski instructor?

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A blind skier went into a bar, ordered a large beer and said to the barman "do you want to hear a joke about a snowboarder?"
The barman said "look mate, I'm 6'3" 15 stone and I'm a snowboarder. There's a guy to your left, he's 6'4" 16 stone and he's a snowboarder. There's another guy to your right, he's 6'5" 17 stone and he's a snowboarder. Do you till want to tell your joke?"
The blind man replied "No mate, not if I've got to explain it three times"