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Swedes Will Be Beaten for Ten Reasons

Bulgaria have smaller chances for success than Sweden, leading book-makers reckon. But the logics shows something else. There are at least 10 reason that Hristo Stoichkov's footballers win the match at "Vassil Levski" national stadium.

1. God is Bulgarian!
Whoever disbelieves this, let him ask the French. It was only God who could help Emil Kostadinov score a goal in the very last minute of the match at "Parc des Prince", which score qualified the Bulgarian national football team for the world finals in the USA in 1994. Hristo Stoichkov recently boasted that he had managed to even tell the Queen of England that God was Bulgarian.
2. Stoichkov has to get his own back to the Swedish national team
The present head-coach of the Bulgarian national football team has won medals and distinctions in his football career enough to fill up a long-vehicle. But there are also bitter moments in his career. One of his nightmares is the lost match vs Sweden 0:4 for the 3rd place at the World Championship in USA 11 years ago. Then Stoichkov needed at least 1 goal to triumph as scorer N 1 at the World Championship.
3. We shall always be better than the Swedes at having drinks and at making sex.
The Swedes cannot be better than the Bulgarians since they fall on the ground after having had 1 vodka and they are taken out to the sauna. The average Bulgarian warms up with a bottle of Troyan plum brandy before he starts drinking seriously. While the Swedish vodka is like Schweppes compared to the Bulgarian plum brandy! Bulgarians are classes above the Swedes in making sex capacities.
4. Bulgaria is not a member of the EU yet and the Balkan tricks work
Until the Bulgarians have the image of being wild Balkan citizens, the Bulgarian internationals may easily fall on the field asking for penalty-kicks, to be simulative, to step on the feet of the referees.
5. Bulgaria is a neighbor to the European champion
The Greek national football team brought the luck to the Balkan peninsula. There is no other team to have become a European football champion with 10 shots only.
6. The Swedish women have their fingers crossed for Berbatov
Berbatov is quite charming and the Swedish women can feel this.
7. Bulgaria have been invincible at "Vassil Levski" National stadium for 16 years
"Vassil Levski" National stadium is like a fortress for the Bulgarian national football team! The Bulgarian internationals last lost a world qualifier in the far 1989 vs Denmark 0:2 on April, 24. In the next 11 qualifiers for the respective world championships Bulgaria have 9 wins and 2 even matches.
8. March, 26 is a day of feats
March, 26 is among the most glorious date in the Bulgarian history. On this day, in 1913, the hungry and bare-footed Bulgarian soldiers conquered the Odrin fortress regarded by all European strategists as unconquerable.
9. The stars forebode a triumph for Bulgaria
Saturday is the lucky day for the Aquarius, astrologers maintain. Born on February, 8, 1966 Stoichkov is a representative of this sun sign.
10. The Germans want Bulgaria at the world finals