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Scouse Vasectomy
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 12-20-06 01:25Scouse Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he
and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it
was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework,
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to ...
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he
and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it
was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework,
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to ...
After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he
and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it
was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework,
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in
the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand...
This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Kent, Essex , Aberdeen , Norfolk
and throughout Wales.
as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong
enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he
and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him
there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it
was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework,
light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count
to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in
the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
ear is going to help me." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he
paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
counting on his other hand...
This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Kent, Essex , Aberdeen , Norfolk
and throughout Wales.
re: Scouse Vasectomy
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re: Scouse Vasectomy
Hey Pal
Leave Wales out of it ....Your getting like Ann robinson
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