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Site Rules (according to Dickie)

Dickie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:23

Site Rules (according to Dickie)

Sorry - me again.

I am going to award points against for any of the following questions (3 points and you are banned from the site):-

1. Borovets or Pamps? (Can't you make your own decisions)
2. Do you need a blooming photo for your ski lift pass. (Noooooooooo!!!!!! you bl@*dy don't).
3. Is it snowing? (Just stop it)
4. Why does the webcam not work?
5. Where are you Pamps Pete (He is currently out there for two weeks).
6. How much money should I take. (What a stupid question - ...
Sorry - me again.

I am going to award points against for any of the following questions (3 points and you are banned from the site):-

1. Borovets or Pamps? (Can't you make your own decisions)
2. Do you need a blooming photo for your ski lift pass. (Noooooooooo!!!!!! you bl@*dy don't).
3. Is it snowing? (Just stop it)
4. Why does the webcam not work?
5. Where are you Pamps Pete (He is currently out there for two weeks).
6. How much money should I take. (What a stupid question - You should take 500 Levs, no more no less and you must spend every penny. I will come round to your rooms in the mornings and get you dressed).
7. How long is it from the airport (do you not read your brochures!)
8. Is anyone going on such a such date? (No you will be the only one in the resort!)
9. What clothes shall I wear? What is the dress code? (Don't get me going - why don't you pop to your local butchers and ask them to make a suit out of sausage meat, or perhaps another idea why not wear ski gear!!!!!
10. Whats my name and who is the scary man laying next to me (oh sorry that was one of mine).

Dickie

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Daniel Snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:25

re: Site Rules (according to Dickie)

Not much work on this morning? Made me chuclke. No7 that always gets me the question is posted almost daily and like you say its in the brochure!
Dickie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:29

re: Site Rules (according to Dickie)

No. I cant be bothered. The girl that sits 3 desks away is giving me the come on thoogh - you know when they ignore you and stuff. Some girls make it so obvious!!

Dickie (Want to be as famous on this site as Pamp Pete) H.
Daniel Snell Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:32
ian Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 11:54

re: Site Rules (according to Dickie)

well said - another one that bugs me is does the room have a kettle?!

anyway what we should have on this site is some valuable information such as:
- reviews of bars and restaurants
- which ski runs are best
- stuff to do when you are not skiing
- reviews of the different ski lesson companies/tutors

anyone like to start this off?

WayneC Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 12:01

re: Site Rules (according to Dickie)

Dear (famous) Dickie,
As long as we can still ask:

"What is the exchange rate and where should I change my money?" and,

"Is it slippy on hard packed ice when it's minus 4 deg C?", or

"Should I take moon boots?"

:-)
PS Should I change my money in a bank
Elaine & Neil Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 14:10

re: Site Rules (according to Dickie)

Dear Dickie,

Are the airplanes safe? How do we recognise prostitutes and can my kids afford them? If we turn them away do we get shot by the mafia? Do people get drunk in the bars?

I know these have been asked before, but they are all important questions!!!!!!! Confused Confused Confused Booze Booze Booze Booze
Dave Noski Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 20:44

re: Site Rules (according to Dickie)

how far is it from Pamporovo to Borovets ? how far is Bansko from central Istanbul? Are there any restaurants in the town? Is the new run planned for 2018 open yet ?
Ellie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-27-05 23:47

re: Site Rules (according to Dickie)

Tee!! Hee!!

Enjoyed that one

Ellie Razz