Bulgaria Ski discussion board

Skiing Banter

I have had some friendly banter from some of my mates.. about me being a boarder and them skiing... i need some whitty come backs.. can anyone help??

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The ultimate put down

Pricks on sticks

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cool love it...

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Three boarders sitting in the back of a car... what do they call the driver?

"Officer"

JOKE!!!!!

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if skiing were easy, it would be called snowboarding

Q) whats the difference between a vaccuum and a snowboard?
A) the way you strap the dirtbag on.

Q)whats the hardest part about being a boarder?
A) telling your parents that your gay

Q)how many snowboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
A)27. 1 to do it, 8 to say i can do that better. and the rest to sit in the landing

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what the difference between a first time snowboarder and an instructor?

about three days

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Q) How does a snowboarder introduce himself on the slopes?
A) Sorry dude

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A Cadillac with five snowboarders runs off a cliff, and everybody dies. What's the worst thing?

A Cadillac can seat six.


lol Only joking

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very funny ha ha ha.... i do love the banter...

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That's funny,

It did take a while but my skiing mates did come up with gays on trays for us after the pricks on sticks banta started.

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at least on a snowboard ypu won't do the accidental spilts (ouch!), and at least you can try to roll over back onto your feet and look like you honestly meant to do that, he he. Don't know any good jokes though, sorry.

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Q. How many boarders does it take to change a screw in light buld?
A. 8, 1 to change it and 7 to shout "nice turn dude"
I wanted to be a boarder but i've been circumcised... every one knows you have to be a complete pri** to be a Boarder.
Q. How do you get a snow boarder off your doorstep?
A. Pay for the pizza.