The following tips may help you if you are new to skiing.
1. Put your ski suit on before your skis. This will make life a lot easier for you.
2. If you going to have a look over the edge of The Wall, be sure to have some toliet paper with you as a natural happening may occur.
3. Do NOT sit on the button lift, it's a drag lift, not a seat.
That however, does not mean you have to dress up in
the opposite sexes clothes in order to use it.
4. The t-bar does not serve tea ...
The following tips may help you if you are new to skiing.
1. Put your ski suit on before your skis. This will make life a lot easier for you.
2. If you going to have a look over the edge of The Wall, be sure to have some toliet paper with you as a natural happening may occur.
3. Do NOT sit on the button lift, it's a drag lift, not a seat.
That however, does not mean you have to dress up in
the opposite sexes clothes in order to use it.
4. The t-bar does not serve tea.
5. Never be scared. But you are allowed to be petrified.
6. Always give way to the right at roundabouts.
7. If you cannot make youself understood, just cry. It is much the same in any country.
8. Remember snowballs can hurt, so make sure you get yours in first.
9. Don't ski when tired. It's too dark anyway.
10. Don't get ski boots that are tight. They will never buy you a drink.