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Snow boarders & Ski Instructors
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-21-08 22:43Snow boarders & Ski Instructors
great jokes (about boarders and skiers)
Boarder Jokes:
Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. ...
Boarder Jokes:
Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. ...
great jokes (about boarders and skiers)
Boarder Jokes:
Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Officer!
Q. How does a snowboard instructor meet his group?
A. He rides into them!
Ski (instructor) jokes:
Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Nice turn, nice turn, nice turn........."
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - he holds it while the mountain revolves around him
Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "None, ve scvrew in ze jaccusi you!"
Andie x
Boarder Jokes:
Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Officer!
Q. How does a snowboard instructor meet his group?
A. He rides into them!
Ski (instructor) jokes:
Q. How many skiers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Ten, one to screw it in and the other 9 to stand around saying "Nice turn, nice turn, nice turn........."
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one - he holds it while the mountain revolves around him
Q. What's the difference between God and a ski instructor?
A. God doesn't think he's a ski instructor.
Q. How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. "None, ve scvrew in ze jaccusi you!"
Andie x
re: Snow boarders & Ski Instructors
re: Snow boarders & Ski Instructors
Top 10 Reasons Skiing is Better Than Sex10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Lubricant lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 skiers at a time
2. Lessons are available from anyone
1. Abundance of untried territory
re: Snow boarders & Ski Instructors
Can see what kind of mood you're in tonight
Very good
re: Snow boarders & Ski Instructors
Morning BG - just trying to bring a bit of humour to the board. I think everyone has end of season and post ski-a-thong blues at the moment.We are still getting donations and the last 4 on PayPal have been from the USA - so news travels fast and they all must have heard about Pete's beautiful butt.
Andie x
re: Snow boarders & Ski Instructors
Andie - that's great news.I think money will keep rolling in and the Summer Board will be all out to beat the Winter effort.
How are you feeling - cough better?
X
