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Sorry If You Find This A Bit Rude

The England football squad were playing a training match when Fabio Cappello trod in a pile of phoo.

He stopped the game and called the players over and bellowed 'WHO'S SHIT ON THE GROUND???????'

Emile Heskey put his hand in the air and exclaimed "Me Boss, but I'm bloody good in the air!'

re: Sorry If You Find This A Bit Rude

Hope this ones ok:

Three guys went to a ski lodge, the rooms are full, so they have to share a room with one bed

In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "i had a really wild dream, that i was getting a hand job".

The chap on the left says "Thats strange i had the same dream too"

Guy in the middle says, "funny i dreamed i was skiing!!