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Take a spare....

Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-10 01:42

Take a spare....

It may be worth taking a spare light bulb with you.

One night I was speaking to a one armed man in the pub in Borovets, he seemed a decent friendly guy, so when I saw him the next day I said "Hi, where are you going?"
"To change a light bulb" he answered
"That must be difficult, only having one arm" I said
"Not really" he replied "I've got the receipt"

N.

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Nige Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-10 01:56

re: Take a spare....

Thats good nudger.
Did you know why sea divers go into the water backwards?....
Well.....
If they went forwards they would still be in the boat! Very Happy
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Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-10 02:04

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Nice one Nige Very Happy

Another one tomorrow?
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Nige Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-10 03:21

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Nudger....
What do snow boarders use for birth control...
Their personalities...

Hang on... i am actualy going to be boarding this holiday!!!!! a bit!!! thats ok then eh! Confused
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Nudger Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-13-10 03:23

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That's another good one Nige.

You're in good form tonight.

Very Happy
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