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The 'Old' Boarder Jokes
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 10-14-06 00:18The 'Old' Boarder Jokes
How many boarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
8.
1 to change it and 7 to sit on their bums saying 'great turns dude'.
How long does it take for a boarder beginner to become an instructor?
About 10 minutes.
How can you tell a boarding instructor in a night club?
Easy, he'll come up and tell you!
3 boarders in the back of a car, what do you call the driver?
Officer.
What do you call a boarder without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do boarders practice in the UK?
Just ...
8.
1 to change it and 7 to sit on their bums saying 'great turns dude'.
How long does it take for a boarder beginner to become an instructor?
About 10 minutes.
How can you tell a boarding instructor in a night club?
Easy, he'll come up and tell you!
3 boarders in the back of a car, what do you call the driver?
Officer.
What do you call a boarder without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do boarders practice in the UK?
Just ...
How many boarders does it take to change a lightbulb?
8.
1 to change it and 7 to sit on their bums saying 'great turns dude'.
How long does it take for a boarder beginner to become an instructor?
About 10 minutes.
How can you tell a boarding instructor in a night club?
Easy, he'll come up and tell you!
3 boarders in the back of a car, what do you call the driver?
Officer.
What do you call a boarder without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do boarders practice in the UK?
Just sit in the freezer all day.
What's the first thing a boarder says to a skier?
Sorry.
Nothing personal boarders, even though you are all failed skiers we love you really
PP
8.
1 to change it and 7 to sit on their bums saying 'great turns dude'.
How long does it take for a boarder beginner to become an instructor?
About 10 minutes.
How can you tell a boarding instructor in a night club?
Easy, he'll come up and tell you!
3 boarders in the back of a car, what do you call the driver?
Officer.
What do you call a boarder without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
How do boarders practice in the UK?
Just sit in the freezer all day.
What's the first thing a boarder says to a skier?
Sorry.
Nothing personal boarders, even though you are all failed skiers we love you really
PP
re: The 'Old' Boarder Jokes
arrr Pete you have snow shack Gary down to a tea!! chuckles!!re: The 'Old' Boarder Jokes
Oh no way doooooode, whats the hardest thing for a skier to do?----------------------------------go home and tell their parents they are GAY!!!
Thats about the only one i can put on here, haha
unrelated,,, where did you stay when you went to Killington pete, will be checkin' out the wobbly barn for sure, are the food portions as big as i have been told! gulp, and will i have to oder five beers to total a pint
cheers man no offence with the joke skiers, you aint bad really you just ...
Thats about the only one i can put on here, haha
unrelated,,, where did you stay when you went to Killington pete, will be checkin' out the wobbly barn for sure, are the food portions as big as i have been told! gulp, and will i have to oder five beers to total a pint
cheers man no offence with the joke skiers, you aint bad really you just ...
Oh no way doooooode, whats the hardest thing for a skier to do?----------------------------------go home and tell their parents they are GAY!!!
Thats about the only one i can put on here, haha
unrelated,,, where did you stay when you went to Killington pete, will be checkin' out the wobbly barn for sure, are the food portions as big as i have been told! gulp, and will i have to oder five beers to total a pint
cheers man no offence with the joke skiers, you aint bad really you just aint as cool as us!!
Thats about the only one i can put on here, haha
unrelated,,, where did you stay when you went to Killington pete, will be checkin' out the wobbly barn for sure, are the food portions as big as i have been told! gulp, and will i have to oder five beers to total a pint
cheers man no offence with the joke skiers, you aint bad really you just aint as cool as us!!
re: The 'Old' Boarder Jokes
Hi noodlesWe stayed at the Inn Of The Four Mountains and ate several times at the Wobbly Barn. Great place to eat and some brilliant live groups.
Was not over - struck on Killington though, little atmophere in the resort although the slopes were fantastic.
PP
