Big Ben is striking, the hour is late,
The commons are sitting in deepest debate,
Discussing the matters we all need to know,
Regarding the depths of Bulgarian snow.
Lord Coe waived his papers and gave Speaker a glance,
And said that there's loads of it falling in Pamps,
To which Tony Blair replied 'what ever next,
We all know there's more snow in Borovets.
2 jags then rose, without thinking at all,
And said that there's loads of it all down the Wall,
But his bracers were bust, ...
Big Ben is striking, the hour is late,
The commons are sitting in deepest debate,
Discussing the matters we all need to know,
Regarding the depths of Bulgarian snow.
Lord Coe waived his papers and gave Speaker a glance,
And said that there's loads of it falling in Pamps,
To which Tony Blair replied 'what ever next,
We all know there's more snow in Borovets.
2 jags then rose, without thinking at all,
And said that there's loads of it all down the Wall,
But his bracers were bust, and when he let his pants go,
His nicks hit the floor quicker than a girls from Bansko.
So posters take heed, follow my direction,
Don't wait until a General Election,
For bachelor, wife, husband or spinster,
They ain't got a clue, not even Westminster.