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Do you remember this one from a couple of years back.....

Snow Rap Poem - Pamporovo Pete

You gotta rap this one .....................
Will it snow, when I go, to tell the truth, I don't know, Will it rain, and be a pain, will it ever be the same, Forget the gifts, gimme drifts, so the man can start the lifts,
Chucking down, all around, snow on every piece of ground,
Pamporovo, snow all over, whiter than the cliffs of Dover,
Perelik, is so sweet, in the middle of the street,
Morgavets, good as it gets, even got some TV sets,
Pimp my ride, mountainside,
'cause my skills can't be denied,
Never fall, on the Wall, and it's the steepest of them all, Drink till late, with my mate, then we find ourselves a date,
Making out, there's no doubt, we're the coolest guys about,
Stay in bed, spinning head, nothing more that 'ain't been said,
Except ski, with me, it's free, you see, just you, and me, it's got to be, one family, good company, we'll always be, one family, you see, one family, you see, just ski with me.

PP

OR .......

Remember this one......
I TOLD THEM ALL I NEEDED TIME
TO SAMPLE SOME BULGARIAN WINE
BEFORE I STARTED ON THE SLOPES
WITH ALL THE OTHER SOBER BLOKES
BUT NO, THEY ALL JUST WOULD INSIST
FOR ME TO SKI WHILST TOTALLY PISSED
HEADING DOWNWARDS AT A MIGHTY RATE
IS SOMETHING THAT I REALLY HATE
BLUES AND GREENS I CAN USUALLY MANAGE
WITHOUT CAUSING MYSELF TOO MUCH REAL DAMAGE
BUT ON THAT SAD AND FATEFUL DAY
I KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE TO PAY
FIRST FALL CAME, WHICH MADE ME CUSS
GETTING OFF THE SKIING BUS
ON MY ASS BEFORE I KNEW IT
BUT STILL CONVINCED THAT I COULD DO IT
OFF I STAGGERED TO THE LIFT
FEELING SURE I HAD THE GIFT
TO SKI THE BLACKS AND BE A STAR
THE FINEST ON THE HILLS BY FAR
ALAS, THE DREAM WAS NOT TO BE
CAUSE ALL THE BOOZE AFFECTED ME
BEFORE THE LIFT HAD REACHED THE MIDDLE
I HAD TO HAVE A LITTLE WIDDLE
STOOD UP STRAIGHT AND STARTED PEEING
SPELT MY NAME IN YELLOW WEEING
THOUGHT THAT I WOULD NEVER STOP
BEFORE WE GOT TO THE VERY TOP T
HEN CAME THE TIME TO LEAVE THE CHAIR
EVEN THOUGH MY BUM WAS BARE
FELL AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HARDER
LEGS THE SAME AS DOUGLAS BARDER
BUT HELP WAS FAST, SOME BOARDING RIDERS
TOOK ME FOR A DRINK AT SPIDERS
AFTER SHOCK JUST DID THE TRICK
MADE THE WALL SEEM A TINY BRICK
SO AS YOU GUESSED I LOST IT ALL
AND ENDED UP IN HOSPITAL
ASKED THE DOCTOR ON HIS FINDING
TOLD ME THAT I'D BROKE ME BINDINGS
SO NOW I'M HOME AND FEELING SILLY
THAT I HURT MY BUM AND BRUISED MY WILLY
MAYBE NEXT YEAR I'LL TRY TO LEARN
TO STAY UPRIGHT, AND COMPLETE A TURN
BUT WITH ALL THE DRINKING THAT I DO
I NEED MY VERY OWN PORTA LOO
THERE IS NO SKIER WORSE THAN ME
BUT I'M AS HAPPY AS CAN BE
FOR PAMPOROVO PETE'S THE NAME
YOU'LL SEE ME THERE, USUALLY LAME
SKIING, FALLING, HAVING FUN
UNTIL MY STAY IS OVER AND DONE
I'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER PLACE
TO PUT A SMILE UPON MY FACE A
S WIDE AS THE ONE I WEAR ALL OVER
WHEN I AM SKIING PAMPOROVO.

E N J O Y B U L G A R I A
PP