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The Middle East crisis.
Author:Nudger
posts : 683 (Expert)Date : 12-10-11 16:19The Middle East crisis.
One day as Nudger skied down the green runs in Pamporovo his ski ran over a shiney object sticking out of the snow.
He picked up the object & as he rubbed the snow from it there was a big cloud of smoke & out popped a Genie. "I am the Genie of the lamp" he said "and I can grant you one wish"
Nudger complained "but I thought Genies granted three wishes?"
The Genie replied "But you have awoken me early, I have only been in the lamp for one hundred years. It takes over a thousand years to ...
He picked up the object & as he rubbed the snow from it there was a big cloud of smoke & out popped a Genie. "I am the Genie of the lamp" he said "and I can grant you one wish"
Nudger complained "but I thought Genies granted three wishes?"
The Genie replied "But you have awoken me early, I have only been in the lamp for one hundred years. It takes over a thousand years to ...
One day as Nudger skied down the green runs in Pamporovo his ski ran over a shiney object sticking out of the snow.
He picked up the object & as he rubbed the snow from it there was a big cloud of smoke & out popped a Genie. "I am the Genie of the lamp" he said "and I can grant you one wish"
Nudger complained "but I thought Genies granted three wishes?"
The Genie replied "But you have awoken me early, I have only been in the lamp for one hundred years. It takes over a thousand years to reach full power. What is your wish?"
Nudger produced a map from his pocket & said "I want peace in the Middle East. I want all the countries on this map to become friends. I want Jews to love Arabs, Arabs to love Jews & Americans, I want all the people of the world to unite in harmony"
The Genie responded "Please be fair. The Middle East is the biggest problem in the World. The hatred there is deep rooted. I am a trainee Genie. Please choose another wish."
Nudger said "O.K. I would like you to turn me into a goodlooking, stylish & capable skier"
To which the Genie replied "Let me see that map again!"
N.
He picked up the object & as he rubbed the snow from it there was a big cloud of smoke & out popped a Genie. "I am the Genie of the lamp" he said "and I can grant you one wish"
Nudger complained "but I thought Genies granted three wishes?"
The Genie replied "But you have awoken me early, I have only been in the lamp for one hundred years. It takes over a thousand years to reach full power. What is your wish?"
Nudger produced a map from his pocket & said "I want peace in the Middle East. I want all the countries on this map to become friends. I want Jews to love Arabs, Arabs to love Jews & Americans, I want all the people of the world to unite in harmony"
The Genie responded "Please be fair. The Middle East is the biggest problem in the World. The hatred there is deep rooted. I am a trainee Genie. Please choose another wish."
Nudger said "O.K. I would like you to turn me into a goodlooking, stylish & capable skier"
To which the Genie replied "Let me see that map again!"
N.
re: The Middle East crisis.
Oh the joys of being an administrator Nudge
re: The Middle East crisis.
Doesn't get my vote = delete.
Sorry,
I did a good one on Mikey 2 years ago moderators deleted.
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S.P.
re: The Middle East crisis.
lol @ PP.Nice one Pete, although I did see it coming.
N.
