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The Pregnant lady
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 07-14-05 17:24The Pregnant lady
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to ...
ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN COURT DOCKET 12659 CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming!" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
re: The Pregnant lady
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A man had three teenager daughters.
One day there was a knock at the door.
The man answered the door to see a young lad standing there. Hello sir he said, my name is Bill and I'd like to take Jill up the hill if she will.
Thats fine by me said the father and called his daughter. Off they went.
10 minutes later there was another knock at the door and the man found another lad there.
Hello sir, he said. My name is Dan and I'd like to take Jan to see my Nan if she can.
Thats ...
One day there was a knock at the door.
The man answered the door to see a young lad standing there. Hello sir he said, my name is Bill and I'd like to take Jill up the hill if she will.
Thats fine by me said the father and called his daughter. Off they went.
10 minutes later there was another knock at the door and the man found another lad there.
Hello sir, he said. My name is Dan and I'd like to take Jan to see my Nan if she can.
Thats ...
A man had three teenager daughters.
One day there was a knock at the door.
The man answered the door to see a young lad standing there. Hello sir he said, my name is Bill and I'd like to take Jill up the hill if she will.
Thats fine by me said the father and called his daughter. Off they went.
10 minutes later there was another knock at the door and the man found another lad there.
Hello sir, he said. My name is Dan and I'd like to take Jan to see my Nan if she can.
Thats fine by me said the father and called his daughter.
Off they went.
10 minutes later came a third knock at the door. Again the father answered it to find a lad at the door.
Hello sir he said, my name is Tucker.......
Well you can bugger off straight away said the father!!!!!
PP
One day there was a knock at the door.
The man answered the door to see a young lad standing there. Hello sir he said, my name is Bill and I'd like to take Jill up the hill if she will.
Thats fine by me said the father and called his daughter. Off they went.
10 minutes later there was another knock at the door and the man found another lad there.
Hello sir, he said. My name is Dan and I'd like to take Jan to see my Nan if she can.
Thats fine by me said the father and called his daughter.
Off they went.
10 minutes later came a third knock at the door. Again the father answered it to find a lad at the door.
Hello sir he said, my name is Tucker.......
Well you can bugger off straight away said the father!!!!!
PP
