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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
> so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
> I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
> their heart.
>
> For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
> into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says

> "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
> I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
> She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me
> for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
> What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're
> just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
> satisfy your physical needs as a man."
>
> Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
> The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
> with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,

> big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried

> on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which

> one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new
> shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for
each outfit.
> We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
> diamond earrings.
>
> Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
> wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
> because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how

> to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine, honey."
> She was
> almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
> Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
> all dear, Let's go to the cashier".
>
> I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
> feel like it."
> Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
> "WHAT???!!!"
>
> I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
> while..
> You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for
> me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
> And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added,

> "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"
>
> Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
>