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Think of a punchline

Shakespeare was at the train station on his way home from skiing.

He asked a Porter for help "Where do I get the train to the airport"

The Porter said "It usually goes from plarform 2B, but there's been a derailment so today I'm not sure"

Shakespeare said "................."

(Suggestions below please)

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re: Think of a punchline

To be - or not to be

re: Think of a punchline

A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!

re: Think of a punchline

Hehehehe, well done Pete... Not to be outdone...

`What light through yonder window break ? tis the 18.45 from Dagenham ?' (R&J)

`This was the most unkindest cut of all, bloody Network Rail' (J.Caesar)

re: Think of a punchline

OK. I'll go to South Wales instead.

Where's Platform 10B?

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