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THE FAHRENHEIT TEMPERATURE EXPLAINED ESPECIALLY FOR ABERDONIANS.


Ø 50 degrees
Ø People in southern England turn on the central heating
Ø People in Aberdeen plant out bedding plants

Ø 40 degrees
Ø Southerners shiver uncontrollably
Ø Aberdonians sunbathe on the beach at Nigg Bay

Ø 35 degrees
Ø Cars in the south of England refuse to start
Ø People in Aberdeen drive with their windows down

Ø 20 degrees
Ø Southerners wear overcoats, gloves and woolly hats
Ø Aberdeen men throw on a T-shirt &girls start wearing mini-skirts

Ø 15 degrees
Ø Southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
Ø People from Aberdeen swim in the North Sea

Ø Zero degrees
Ø Life in the south grinds to a halt
Ø Aberdeen folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

Ø Minus 10 degrees
Ø Life in the south ceases to exist
Ø People in Aberdeen throw on a light jacket

Ø Minus 80 degrees
Ø Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Ø Boy Scouts in Aberdeen start wearing their long trousers

Ø Minus 100 degrees
Ø Santa Claus abandons North Pole
Ø People in Aberdeen put on their 'long johns'

Ø Minus 173 degrees
Ø Alcohol freezes
Ø Aberdonians get upset because all the pubs are shut

Ø Minus 297 degrees
Ø Microbial life starts to disappear
Ø The cows on Aberdonian farms complain about farmers with cold hands

Ø Minus 460 degrees
Ø All atomic motion stops
Ø Aberdeen folk stamp their feet and blow on their hands

Ø Minus 500 degrees
Ø Hell freezes over
Ø Aberdeen F.C. qualify for Europe

on the plus side there's also a new weebl and bob cartoon http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/moon.htm

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