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Another from the vault (sorry if everyone has heard it !!)

THE TOP 13 ADDITIONAL WARNINGS THE GOVERMENT IS CONSIDERING FOR BEER AND ALCOHOL BOTTLES..

13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an IDIOT

11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Bubba.

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuem, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear".

1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

Enjoy

steve c

Hi Val
Still waiting for confirmation, as i am travelling alone i seem to be causing a problem, accomadation is available for certain dates but no outgoing flight or return flight and vice versa. They have offered me an upgrade to a four star (Perun) for the same price but not till march 12th but i am concerned about the snow conditions then, i am told they will be good but who knows ???
I have also been offered full refund but i have been unable to find any availability for the dates i want to travel as a single...
It is a pain and ultimately very annoying, i can see that i might be committed to take them up on their offer for March 12th (2 weeks later)
Anyway will keep you in touch as to what happens...

Cheers

steve c

i don' t like beer or alcohol because i am 10 .it is uhhhhhhhlak .but hope you like it