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Time for a joke ???
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-02-05 18:29Time for a joke ???
As an ex instructor these made me chuckle (very near the truth !!)
What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?.. God does not think he is a ski instructor
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?..
3 Days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?..
Nine. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say nice turns!
How can you tell who the ski / snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?..
You don't have ...
What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?.. God does not think he is a ski instructor
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?..
3 Days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?..
Nine. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say nice turns!
How can you tell who the ski / snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?..
You don't have ...
As an ex instructor these made me chuckle (very near the truth !!)
What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?.. God does not think he is a ski instructor
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?..
3 Days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?..
Nine. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say nice turns!
How can you tell who the ski / snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?..
You don't have to, they will tell you.
Cheers all
steve c
What is the difference between God and a ski instructor?.. God does not think he is a ski instructor
What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?..
3 Days
How many ski instructors does it take to screw in a light bulb?..
Nine. One to screw in the light bulb and 8 to say nice turns!
How can you tell who the ski / snowboard instructor is in a room full of people?..
You don't have to, they will tell you.
Cheers all
steve c
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lol
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My god Steve did you dredge back over all the posts to find those? They have been on many times! Must do better next time
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Thanks for the laugh Steve. 3 more sleeps to go.re: Time for a joke ???
Sorry Daniel, don`t get out much
first time i had heard them