Bulgaria Ski discussion board

To Keep You Amused

Mommy, mommy, I want to be a snow boarder when I grow up!
"Now now Johnny, you cant do both."

What do you say to a snow boarder in a suit?
"Will the defendant please rise...."


What does a snowboard instructor use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.

How does a snowboard instructor turn on the light after sex?
Opens the car door

What does a snowboard instructor use for birth control?
His personality.

re: To Keep You Amused

Hey Pete

been a long time since I have posted but I read every day. Good to see you still keep the skier flag flying! Glad to see you are still enjoying the Markony--greatest ski hotel in Europe. Its been 4 years now since my last ski trip, but its good to see some familiar faces still flying the flag on the forum. I get to see Pamps occasionally in the summer/autumn so still have that longing to be there in the winter

Benson

re: To Keep You Amused

Blimey mate - blast from the past, really good to hear from you.

Are you not going out this season?

re: To Keep You Amused

How does a snowboarder know when his partner has achieved an orgasam..

She drops her chips