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Today's joke
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 07-19-05 14:15Today's joke
A woman walking down the street notices a blind man waiting to cross the road.
As he waits patiently, a scruffy dog lifts its leg and pees down his trousers.
The blind man puts his hand in his pocket and produces a dog biscuit, offering it to the dog.
The woman, in wonder at the man's kindness, approaches him.
"That's the nicest thing I have ever seen someone do." says the women. "He pees on you and you give him a biscuit?"
"I'm not being nice," the blind man replies. ...
A woman walking down the street notices a blind man waiting to cross the road.
As he waits patiently, a scruffy dog lifts its leg and pees down his trousers.
The blind man puts his hand in his pocket and produces a dog biscuit, offering it to the dog.
The woman, in wonder at the man's kindness, approaches him.
"That's the nicest thing I have ever seen someone do." says the women. "He pees on you and you give him a biscuit?"
"I'm not being nice," the blind man replies. "I'm just finding out where its head is, so I can kick its arse!"
re: Today's joke
Not bad for a man with a sore neck!!
