Bulgaria Ski discussion board

My wife's gone to the West Indies
Jamaica?
No, she went of her own accord.


... and along the same lines ...


My wife's gone to the Indian coast
Goa?
Phwoar! I'll say!

My wife's gone to St Petersburg.
Is she Russian?
No, she's taking her time.

My wife's gone to Northern Italy
Genoa?
I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.

My wife's had an accident on a volcano
Krakatoa?
No. She broke her leg.

My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
Caracas?
Yes, absolutely loopy

My wife's gone to the Welsh border.
Wye?
Search me.

My wife's gone to the botanical gardens.
Kew?
Yes, it was rather busy.

My wife's gone to Malawi
Lilongwe?
Yes, about 5000 miles

My wife's got an upset tummy in Laos
Inkhazi?
Yes, constantly.


My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
Seoul?
No, R&B

My wife caught a cold in the Gulf
Qatar?
Yes, she was coughing up greenies for weeks

My wife had an accident in Slovenia
Bled?
Yeah, like a stuck pig.

My wife's parents are from Croatia
Split?
No, they're still happily married.

My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
Singapore?
Terrible. And the rest of the band was even worse.

My wife went on a sailing course in Poole
In Dorset?
Yes, she'd recommend it to anyone.