A little boy sat in his living room playing with his train set. All of a sudden his mother heard him using the most foul language to his pretend passengers who were taking a long time to board the train.
His mother went mad and told him to go to his room and stay there for 2 hours and learned his lesson.
After the 2 hours had passed she decided he could go back to his train set provided his language had improved.
She listened to the little boy who said.......
All those now ...
A little boy sat in his living room playing with his train set. All of a sudden his mother heard him using the most foul language to his pretend passengers who were taking a long time to board the train.
His mother went mad and told him to go to his room and stay there for 2 hours and learned his lesson.
After the 2 hours had passed she decided he could go back to his train set provided his language had improved.
She listened to the little boy who said.......
All those now dis-embarking, please ensure you have all your personal belongings with you and we hope you have an enjoyable onward journey.
How sweet she thought.
Then she heard, for those of you now boarding the train, please place all your baggage safely under your seats and we hope you have a relaxing journey with us today.
How sweet she thought.
Then she heard, and for those of you pissed off by the 2 hour delay, blame the old bag in the kitchen!!!!!!