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Useless stuff I've learned...

Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-28-04 15:21

Useless stuff I've learned...


I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just a**holes.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting ...

I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just a**holes.

I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.

IMT - 24 days to go......

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Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-28-04 15:25

re: Useless stuff I've learned...

Very true IMT
Ally Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-28-04 15:46

re: Useless stuff I've learned...

very good IMT

Ally
Daniel Snell Author:Daniel Snell posts : 5800   (Master)Date : 01-28-04 16:23

re: Useless stuff I've learned...

Well done mike slow day in the office?
Very Happy
Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-28-04 16:41

re: Useless stuff I've learned...

Been home for a couple of hours - was in Kent earlier

IMT
Amy Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-28-04 20:13

re: Useless stuff I've learned...

Very true IMT!!!
Ive learned (from my boyfriends 11 year old brother)
a) you wont get anywhere in life caring!!!
b) Use an icicle as a murder weapon because the evidence melts!!!
Very knowledgeable little bugger, but i thought you would like to add to your list!!!!