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Warning from IMT

Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-21-04 22:42

Warning from IMT

This is very serious stuff - take note all!!!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you ...
This is very serious stuff - take note all!!!

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead/knees.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Send this to someone who you think has had any of these experiences!

IMT
Booze Booze Booze Booze Booze

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Simon Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-21-04 22:45

re: Warning from IMT

waht aer you torkng abut /////
Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-21-04 22:49

re: Warning from IMT

Not bad Simon, practically all the right letters, just not in the right order Confused Confused

Just a vain attempt at humour, thats all

IMT
Pamporovo Pete Author:Pamporovo Pete posts : 14180   (Master)Date : 01-21-04 22:50

Counter Warning!!!!!!!!

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol will mean you could be in bed by 10pm

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol could resort in you losing all your friends

WARNING: The non consumption of alchol could resort to you talking about work all night

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol may get you to realise you can't sing Kareoke

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol could result in excess blood in your veins

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol will result ...
WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol will mean you could be in bed by 10pm

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol could resort in you losing all your friends

WARNING: The non consumption of alchol could resort to you talking about work all night

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol may get you to realise you can't sing Kareoke

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol could result in excess blood in your veins

WARNING: The non consumption of alcohol will result in you being scared on the Wall


WARNING The non consumtion of alcohol may result in you being banned from the White Hart

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Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-21-04 22:51

re: Counter Warning!!!!!!!!

Always a step ahead eh Pete...

How was the new Motor today?

IMT
Simon Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-21-04 22:57

re: Warning from IMT

sorry Mike will try harder
Pamporovo Pete Author:Pamporovo Pete posts : 14180   (Master)Date : 01-21-04 23:00

re: Warning from IMT

Yes really nice car. To be called The Lacetti should sell well.

Hear you met up with Judith today, she really enjoyed it.

Pamps Pete Cool
Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-21-04 23:01
Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-21-04 23:02

re: Warning from IMT

I'm glad she did, always nice to put a face to a name....

So you should have a nice car to sell at last then.....LOL

IMT

Lizard Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-22-04 10:59

re: Warning from IMT

Now that explains an awful lot. Cheers Booze hic