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Women - an oldie I think
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 06-03-04 07:18Women - an oldie I think
Just got this from a friend of mine who's just split up with her boyfriend. Methinks she has man issues....
Subject: A SIGN FROM GOD
>>
>>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
>>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
>>them are hurt.
>>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
>>man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
>>cars!There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be ...
Subject: A SIGN FROM GOD
>>
>>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
>>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
>>them are hurt.
>>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
>>man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
>>cars!There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be ...
Just got this from a friend of mine who's just split up with her boyfriend. Methinks she has man issues....
Subject: A SIGN FROM GOD
>>
>>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
>>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
>>them are hurt.
>>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
>>man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
>>cars!There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
>>from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in
>>peace for the rest of our days".
>>Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
>>this must be a sign from God!"
>>The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
>>car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
>>Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
>>fortune."
>>Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
>>agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
>>back to the woman.
>>The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,
>>and hands it back to the man.
>>The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>>The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
>>MORAL OF THE STORY:
>>Women are clever, evil people. Don't mess with us
Subject: A SIGN FROM GOD
>>
>>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
>>Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
>>them are hurt.
>>After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a
>>man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our
>>cars!There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
>>from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in
>>peace for the rest of our days".
>>Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,
>>this must be a sign from God!"
>>The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My
>>car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
>>Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
>>fortune."
>>Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
>>agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it
>>back to the woman.
>>The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on,
>>and hands it back to the man.
>>The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
>>The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... "
>>MORAL OF THE STORY:
>>Women are clever, evil people. Don't mess with us
