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Women/Men in Shower!
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-28-04 17:51Women/Men in Shower!
Thought this was absolutely LOL - not truer words said!! - Sorry if you are a minor best not read.
How to Shower Like a Woman
Take of clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket, according to whites and coloured. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide ...
How to Shower Like a Woman
Take of clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket, according to whites and coloured. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide ...
Thought this was absolutely LOL - not truer words said!! - Sorry if you are a minor best not read.
How to Shower Like a Woman
Take of clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket, according to whites and coloured. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumicestone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 mins. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with giner-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man
Take of clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way – shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of knob and scratch your ass. Get in the shower.
Wash face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on the floor.
How to Shower Like a Woman
Take of clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket, according to whites and coloured. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumicestone. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 mins. Wash face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with giner-nut and jaffa cake body wash. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.
How to shower like a man
Take of clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed. Leave in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way – shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound. Look at manly physique in the mirror. Admire size of knob and scratch your ass. Get in the shower.
Wash face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on the floor.
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Hi Karen, I was gonna post this but thought better about it, I thought Little fleety would get embarrassedAlly
60ish hours to go WOOHOO
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Good one Karen, that is so true.Mandie
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Glad to see you're back on boeard Karen. Sad but very true - especially the 'man bit'!!Take it your lot had a wonderful time and have returned to the fold envigoured and 'rested'? Try and do some gentle persuading so that you get your chance next year. Never know we might meet up
Ellie
re: Women/Men in Shower!
You just almost got me sacked for laughing out loud in the office when i'm supposed to doing important work stuff! That is very funny and also i'm ashamed to say very true!re: Women/Men in Shower!
You must have spent a lot of time in showers with men to go into that much detail!!!re: Women/Men in Shower!
sorry im not to good with your discription, any chance I could just stand and watchre: Women/Men in Shower!
Hi Ellie
Nice to hear from you. Yes, they have had an absolutely ball. Loved every minute of it, from the skiing/boarding to the scocialising. We are planning to go back next Jan as a family - cannot wait. Been skiing tonight on a dry slope. Hubbie winged all night "its not as good as in Bulgaria", "its much harder than on snow", "ski boots don't fit right", "slope to slow". Told him to stop winging and get on with it. At least hes had a weeks holiday whilst us poor people have ...
Nice to hear from you. Yes, they have had an absolutely ball. Loved every minute of it, from the skiing/boarding to the scocialising. We are planning to go back next Jan as a family - cannot wait. Been skiing tonight on a dry slope. Hubbie winged all night "its not as good as in Bulgaria", "its much harder than on snow", "ski boots don't fit right", "slope to slow". Told him to stop winging and get on with it. At least hes had a weeks holiday whilst us poor people have ...
Hi Ellie
Nice to hear from you. Yes, they have had an absolutely ball. Loved every minute of it, from the skiing/boarding to the scocialising. We are planning to go back next Jan as a family - cannot wait. Been skiing tonight on a dry slope. Hubbie winged all night "its not as good as in Bulgaria", "its much harder than on snow", "ski boots don't fit right", "slope to slow". Told him to stop winging and get on with it. At least hes had a weeks holiday whilst us poor people have been slaving away at work!! - No satisfying some people!
When do you go skiing?
Speak to you soon
Karen X
Nice to hear from you. Yes, they have had an absolutely ball. Loved every minute of it, from the skiing/boarding to the scocialising. We are planning to go back next Jan as a family - cannot wait. Been skiing tonight on a dry slope. Hubbie winged all night "its not as good as in Bulgaria", "its much harder than on snow", "ski boots don't fit right", "slope to slow". Told him to stop winging and get on with it. At least hes had a weeks holiday whilst us poor people have been slaving away at work!! - No satisfying some people!
When do you go skiing?
Speak to you soon
Karen X
