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Wot does my future hold???

Pamporovo Pup Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 16:11

Wot does my future hold???

Apparently some geezer from this board is coming to get me tomorrow. I'm Pamoporovo Pup from Skegness.

Can anyone tell me what I can look forward too?

I'm used to fresh chicken and steak plus a nice warm bed.

Also partial to the ocassional Booze

Any ideas Question

Pamps Pup Razz
Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 16:25

re: Wot does my future hold???

Dear Pamps Pup,

It is with regret that your father to be has repeatidly reported for neglect as It transpires that he spends far too long on this discussion board!! To add to this I am sorry to tell you that he is of 'mental imbalance'. This manefests itself in two guises, that of Pamps Pete and Sunny Beach Pete!!

As for fresh chicken and steak I cannot comment, I am led to belive though that the drinks cupboard is often full.

Good luck Pamps Pup...... our thoughts are with ...
Dear Pamps Pup,

It is with regret that your father to be has repeatidly reported for neglect as It transpires that he spends far too long on this discussion board!! To add to this I am sorry to tell you that he is of 'mental imbalance'. This manefests itself in two guises, that of Pamps Pete and Sunny Beach Pete!!

As for fresh chicken and steak I cannot comment, I am led to belive though that the drinks cupboard is often full.

Good luck Pamps Pup...... our thoughts are with you!!

Greg

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Simes Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 16:28
Iron Mike Tightson Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 16:32

re: Wot does my future hold???

LOL

Sure you will have a great life with your new Mum & Dad as long as you keep any undesireables out of the house....

IMT
Pamporovo Pup Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 16:37

re: Wot does my future hold???

I thought as much.

I am planning an escape tonight with two boxers and a poodle.
We are all disguised as Michael Jackson, Prince and Jimi Hendrix. Just gonna hang out for a few days till the dust settles, maybe hit the lights of Peterborough or maybe even Lincoln.

Must go now, I'm feeling a little husky.

Pamps Pup Razz
Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 16:44

re: Wot does my future hold???

What you do with a little husky is entirely up to you..... but remeber , this is a familiy site and people that don't adhere to this will be warned and potentially have their e-mail address barred.

Wink
Greg Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 16:45

re: Wot does my future hold???

'Note to self, always check ones spelling'.......doh !!
Pamporovo Pup Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 16:50

re: Wot does my future hold???

Just been sent this real strange book by Pamporovo Pete, and been asked to learn it by tomorrow.

SIT
STAY
LIE DOWN
WALKIES
ROLL OVER
BEG
PLAY DAY

What on earth is that all about?

I have learnt some human words.

SLEEP
FOOD
POOP
DIG
BONE
POSTMAN

What more does a dog need???

Pamps Pup Razz
Ellie Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-13-04 17:57

re: Wot does my future hold???

Pamps Pup

If you want to survive long in that house you will need to learn to bark in Bulgarian - that's right practice loudly and often Smile

! sleep to go if that is possibleRazz Razz

Looking forward to hearing all about you when we get back

Ellie
Caz Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 02-14-04 18:02

re: Wot does my future hold???

Be prepared to spend sometime in kennels or have a temporary master as Pete and Ange have to go to Bulgaria at least 2 or 3 times a year. I don't suppose they will buy you a ticket and pet passport though!!!

You could learn to hide in Petes suitcases while hes busy on the board just before he sets off though.

Caz