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an oldie but a goldie!
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-08-05 20:00an oldie but a goldie!
A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a police car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km/hr to ...
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a police car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km/hr to ...
A middle aged man bought a brand new convertible Porsche. He took off down the road, pushed it up to 160 and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a police car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km/hr to escape being stopped.
Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the sideof the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.
"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. "If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."
The Policeman looked at him and said, "Have a nice day."
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.
But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a police car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 km/hr to escape being stopped.
Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the sideof the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.
"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. "If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her back."
The Policeman looked at him and said, "Have a nice day."
re: an oldie but a goldie!
re: an oldie but a goldie!
A penguin was motoring towards Borovets when the hire car he was driving began to splutter before coming to a complete halt.
With the use of his mobile phone he dialled the number for the international AA (not alchoholics anonymous) for some roadside assistance.
When the fella turned up he suggested that he would give him a tow to the nearest garage in the the next village where they could have a better look at it, before seeing to it with the appropriate tool.
The mechanic said "How ...
With the use of his mobile phone he dialled the number for the international AA (not alchoholics anonymous) for some roadside assistance.
When the fella turned up he suggested that he would give him a tow to the nearest garage in the the next village where they could have a better look at it, before seeing to it with the appropriate tool.
The mechanic said "How ...
A penguin was motoring towards Borovets when the hire car he was driving began to splutter before coming to a complete halt.
With the use of his mobile phone he dialled the number for the international AA (not alchoholics anonymous) for some roadside assistance.
When the fella turned up he suggested that he would give him a tow to the nearest garage in the the next village where they could have a better look at it, before seeing to it with the appropriate tool.
The mechanic said "How about taking yourself for a walk and come back in an hour or so when I should know what the problem is."
"sure" says the penguin "I'll go to the park I think".
A hot day, so the penguin bags himself an ice cream to help his hour go past.
On his return to the garage the mechanic turns round and exclaims "sure looking like you've blown a seal!"
Mr Penguin looks down at chest to notice a few remenants of melted cream on his breast plate and says "No mate it is'nt what it looks like."
With the use of his mobile phone he dialled the number for the international AA (not alchoholics anonymous) for some roadside assistance.
When the fella turned up he suggested that he would give him a tow to the nearest garage in the the next village where they could have a better look at it, before seeing to it with the appropriate tool.
The mechanic said "How about taking yourself for a walk and come back in an hour or so when I should know what the problem is."
"sure" says the penguin "I'll go to the park I think".
A hot day, so the penguin bags himself an ice cream to help his hour go past.
On his return to the garage the mechanic turns round and exclaims "sure looking like you've blown a seal!"
Mr Penguin looks down at chest to notice a few remenants of melted cream on his breast plate and says "No mate it is'nt what it looks like."
