can anyone give me a top ten tip list for skiing in bulgaria
Author:posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-14-08 00:59
can anyone give me a top ten tip list for skiing in bulgaria
stuff i would like tips on is best items to take with me best places to go. were not to go and so on im going to pamporovo so tips for there please !!!cheers
re: can anyone give me a top ten tip list for skiing in bulgaria
1. Point ski's downhill it's just easier.
2. Remember your left ski goes on left foot and right ski on right foot. Do not get this mixed up otherwise you will go round in circles.
3. When speaking to Bulgarians you must raise you voice and wave your arms around wildly. It is the only way to make them understand.
4. Snowboarders are a skiers best friend and should be loved and respected. Never ever be tempted to shove you ski pole up their arse even when they sit in the middle of slope!
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1. Point ski's downhill it's just easier.
2. Remember your left ski goes on left foot and right ski on right foot. Do not get this mixed up otherwise you will go round in circles.
3. When speaking to Bulgarians you must raise you voice and wave your arms around wildly. It is the only way to make them understand.
4. Snowboarders are a skiers best friend and should be loved and respected. Never ever be tempted to shove you ski pole up their arse even when they sit in the middle of slope!
5. When the plane comes in to land do refrain from shouting " We are going down"
6. On cable car you must whistle/hum the theme tune to "Where Eagles Dare"
7. When paying for you beer do not look at the bill and say"Is that all? that's well cheep"
8. Ski poles are not nose pickers or back scratchers.
9. When in bars with the lads it is compulsary to sing at the top of your voice Engerland,Engerland,Engerland.
10. You must not mock the Germans. We may have won more wars than them but they have won the World cup more often. Which would you rather have?