An 85 year old man goes in for his yearly medical , at the end of it the doctor says everythings fine but i just need a sperm sample! . So he gives the old boy a sample jar and tells him to bring it in next time he is passing the surgery.
A few days pass and the old boy pops in with the jar but it is still as empty as the day he took it, ' what was the problem' asked the doc..
Well i tried with my left hand, then with my right, my wife tried with both her hands, she tried with her ...
An 85 year old man goes in for his yearly medical , at the end of it the doctor says everythings fine but i just need a sperm sample! . So he gives the old boy a sample jar and tells him to bring it in next time he is passing the surgery.
A few days pass and the old boy pops in with the jar but it is still as empty as the day he took it, ' what was the problem' asked the doc..
Well i tried with my left hand, then with my right, my wife tried with both her hands, she tried with her teeth in and even with them out, we even got Miriam in from next door to help she had it between her knees!!!!!
but we just couldnt get the damn top off the bloody jar .....