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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 10-26-04 11:19drink beer
Sometimes...when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy
"I
feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up ...
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy
"I
feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up ...
Sometimes...when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel shamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy
"I
feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
"When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading." ~ Henny
Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall
asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin
Franklin ~
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer.
Oh, I grant you
that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! ~ "Unknown"
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers...
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always
feel smarter after a few beers."
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It
is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be
selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy
"I
feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra
"When I read about the evils of drinking...I gave up reading." ~ Henny
Youngman
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall
asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin
Franklin ~
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer.
Oh, I grant you
that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly
as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! ~ "Unknown"
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers...
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always
feel smarter after a few beers."
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hahahhahahaVery good I can only agree
Delboy
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well thats me sorted now, I will no longer fell guilty when we stop for for the first Hot chocolate break and have a bottle of beer!re: drink beer
I decide to give up drink years ago. I had 10 bottles of Brandy and decided to pour them all down the sink.
I took the first bottle, removed the cork an slowly started to dispense the contents into the sink, except for the last few inches which I decided to drink for old times sake.
Taking the second bottle I did exactly the same, and continued through the 3rd bottle.
On reaching the 4th bottle, I took the sink out of the cork and poured the bottle up the tap whilst taking great care ...
I took the first bottle, removed the cork an slowly started to dispense the contents into the sink, except for the last few inches which I decided to drink for old times sake.
Taking the second bottle I did exactly the same, and continued through the 3rd bottle.
On reaching the 4th bottle, I took the sink out of the cork and poured the bottle up the tap whilst taking great care ...
I decide to give up drink years ago. I had 10 bottles of Brandy and decided to pour them all down the sink.
I took the first bottle, removed the cork an slowly started to dispense the contents into the sink, except for the last few inches which I decided to drink for old times sake.
Taking the second bottle I did exactly the same, and continued through the 3rd bottle.
On reaching the 4th bottle, I took the sink out of the cork and poured the bottle up the tap whilst taking great care not to spill the label.
Now I wuz on da fif bokkle, witch wuz muvin all over da place and da cink wuz bein welly sick. So I fought it best 2 dwink sum mor to make it feel beter.
Dont wememba much ater den.
Sept I da still dwink.
Hic
PP
I took the first bottle, removed the cork an slowly started to dispense the contents into the sink, except for the last few inches which I decided to drink for old times sake.
Taking the second bottle I did exactly the same, and continued through the 3rd bottle.
On reaching the 4th bottle, I took the sink out of the cork and poured the bottle up the tap whilst taking great care not to spill the label.
Now I wuz on da fif bokkle, witch wuz muvin all over da place and da cink wuz bein welly sick. So I fought it best 2 dwink sum mor to make it feel beter.
Dont wememba much ater den.
Sept I da still dwink.
Hic
PP
