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friday joke

Jon Ford Author:jon ford posts : 313   (Expert)Date : 01-05-07 17:45

friday joke

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife ...
One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he noticed two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man. "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then." the man from the limousine said excitedly. "But sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along! And you, come with us too!" he said to the other man. "But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered. "Bring them as well!" So, they all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a vehicle as large as the limousine. One of the poor fellows expressed his gratitude, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." The rich man replied, "No, thank you... the grass at my place is about three feet tall and I could use the help!"

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King Blade Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-05-07 17:58

re: friday joke

Like it Fordy! - You've been a welcome addition to us 'old-timers' here on the board recently - be careful though - you'll be here for years just like us!!!

KB Wink
Jon Ford Author:jon ford posts : 313   (Expert)Date : 01-05-07 18:00

re: friday joke

happy to be here. Dont know what I'll do when Ive come back from skiing and reported on it. Will have nothing to check up on. Will have to book skiing 08 so I can continuously ask if it is snowing yet!
Razz
Hornster Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-05-07 18:08

re: friday joke

That's easy...book another ski holiday before the season ends! Very Happy
Jon Ford Author:jon ford posts : 313   (Expert)Date : 01-05-07 18:11
King Blade Author: posts : 13   (Beginner)Date : 01-05-07 18:15

re: friday joke

It's barmy really...you'll do the hol, come back and still find yourself strangely drawn to the board - if only to tune into the latest craic!!
Guarantee you'll be on until at least the end of March (some us - SAM where are you?? )- where still chatting into blazing June last year - which is a bit daft really!

KB Wink
Jon Ford Author:jon ford posts : 313   (Expert)Date : 01-05-07 18:17

re: friday joke

prob will
better than work though!