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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 04-15-05 11:59friday test
morning all, love reading all the messages every day so thought i would add this for you to try, made me chuckle. Hope you all have a good friday. dar
Management exam
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for
each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? ...
Management exam
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for
each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? ...
morning all, love reading all the messages every day so thought i would add this for you to try, made me chuckle. Hope you all have a good friday. dar
Management exam
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for
each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not
answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
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Management exam
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional manager. Scroll down for
each answer. The questions are NOT difficult. But don't scroll down
UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and
close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things
in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through
the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You
just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not
answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more
chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you
do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers
got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively
disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a
four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you should make you feel good.
_________________________________________________________________________________________
This email has been scanned by the MessageLabs Email Security System for The Friary Press.
For more information please visit http://www.messagelabs.com/email
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re: friday test
Seen it before Dar but excellent.
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Nice one Dar....Would you be the Friary Press near Dorchester in Dorset ???
steve c
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Hi steve yes it is the Friary press in dorchester - do you know it? Darre: friday test
Hiya Dar...Don`t really know it other than driving past, did a large data job at the new Dorchester hospital a few years ago so passed your place on a daily basis...
Always reminded me that the buildings were an airfield in the war, have wondered where the runways went ??
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Well obviously to runway heaven of course!re: friday test
Stop it Topper, you wag 