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gender "no it's not blue"
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 02-08-07 15:13gender "no it's not blue"
hi all another 1 to have a chuckle over.
Subject: Gender
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak ...
Subject: Gender
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak ...
hi all another 1 to have a chuckle over.
Subject: Gender
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps tryiing
feb 24. ffelau aros bansko.
s.p.
Subject: Gender
You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.
Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold
everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TYRES:
Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps tryiing
feb 24. ffelau aros bansko.
s.p.
re: gender
i love these, things, keep em comming
re: gender
perfect!
re: gender
great and its not even friday
