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groan

Someone just told me so I had to share...

Q. What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

A. A Clausterphobic

Sorry.

NB It isn't my joke so no telling me off

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Topper,

Best you go to bed mate, it's been a long day for you.

You'll feel a lot better after a good sleep.

Nite nite

Pamporovo Pete

re: groan

Sleep?

But but but I only got up 2 hours ago......

Well OK if you're sure

nite then

re: groan

A woman took her dog to the vet. "Doctor," she said, "I think my dog is
dead." The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a
cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't
move.

"Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor.

"How much do I owe you?" the lady asks.

"£345," says the doctor.

"£345!!?" the lady asks.

"Yes. £45 for the office visit and £300 for the cat scan

re: groan

Now that is an old one......

IMT