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joke and apology
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 03-21-05 18:02joke and apology
Firstly apologies for being drawn into a slagging match with this Kel character, no more worries, from here on in I won't be reading or answering any of his posts.
Anyway here is a joke you may appreciate
A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey ordered a drink. While he
was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some
olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. It
jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard balls, ...
Anyway here is a joke you may appreciate
A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey ordered a drink. While he
was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some
olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. It
jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard balls, ...
Firstly apologies for being drawn into a slagging match with this Kel character, no more worries, from here on in I won't be reading or answering any of his posts.
Anyway here is a joke you may appreciate
A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey ordered a drink. While he
was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some
olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. It
jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard balls, stuck it in his
mouth, and, to everyone's amazement, somehow swallowed it whole.
The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"
The guy said, "No, what?"
"He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table - whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything
in sight, Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finished his drink, paid his bar bill along with the stuff the
monkey ate and walked out.
Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with his monkey. He
ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar as before. While
the man was finishing his drink, the monkey found a maraschino cherry on
the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, then pulled it out and ate
it. Then it found a peanut. This, too he stuck up his butt, pulled it out
and ate it.
The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he
asked.
"No, what?" replied the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate
it.The same with a peanut!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." said the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures it
first."
Anyway here is a joke you may appreciate
A guy walked into a bar with his pet monkey ordered a drink. While he
was drinking, the monkey jumped all around the place. It grabbed some
olives off the bar and ate them, then grabbed some sliced limes and ate them. It
jumped onto the pool table, took one of the billiard balls, stuck it in his
mouth, and, to everyone's amazement, somehow swallowed it whole.
The bartender screamed at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"
The guy said, "No, what?"
"He just ate a billiard ball off my pool table - whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything
in sight, Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."
He finished his drink, paid his bar bill along with the stuff the
monkey ate and walked out.
Two weeks later he came into the bar again along with his monkey. He
ordered a drink and the monkey started running around the bar as before. While
the man was finishing his drink, the monkey found a maraschino cherry on
the bar. He grabbed it, stuck it up his butt, then pulled it out and ate
it. Then it found a peanut. This, too he stuck up his butt, pulled it out
and ate it.
The bartender was disgusted "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he
asked.
"No, what?" replied the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out and ate
it.The same with a peanut!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me." said the guy. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures it
first."
