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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-11-08 14:32joke
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... ...
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... ...
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..." ...and
the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! ..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..." Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! ... Aim!! ..." ...and
the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair brunette?Artificial intelligence!
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Why don't women have brains?Because the don't have a willy to keep it in!
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three blondes walk into a bar.......you would have thought one of them would have seen it.......
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Why don't young women fart?Because they don't have an a***hole until they are married!
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Louis Lapree died last week aged 92yrs. He was known for composeing and cariographing the hokee kokee.There was a problem however when they placed him in his coffin. TheY put his left leg in and that's when the problem started.
s.p.
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The election in Pakistan is going ahead even after the death of Benazir Bhutto. They've found a lokk-a-like to stand in. She looks so much like her that she's called "I can't believe it's not Bhutto!!!"
