1. 2 lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house - Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down & throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says "Why are you throwing them away?" "Because they're upside down!" says Paddy. "You daft bugger,"replies Murphy Save 'em for the ceiling.
2. Englishman Irishman and a Scotsman in a psychology lesson. Teacher asks Englishman what's the opposite of joy? He says sorrow. He asks the Scotsman what's the opposite of depression? He ...
1. 2 lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house - Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down & throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says "Why are you throwing them away?" "Because they're upside down!" says Paddy. "You daft bugger,"replies Murphy Save 'em for the ceiling.
2. Englishman Irishman and a Scotsman in a psychology lesson. Teacher asks Englishman what's the opposite of joy? He says sorrow. He asks the Scotsman what's the opposite of depression? He says happiness. He asks paddy what's the opposite of woe? He says flipping giddy up !
The Irish bar(if you mean old Sir Gallahads and the one Rob and Gemma had) Has been taken over by Emil(Axeman). He will try to keep atmpsphere like it was and have sports etc etc and he will re-name to Axemans!!!