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msg 4 PP and LF(s)
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posts : 13 (Beginner)Date : 01-13-04 17:10msg 4 PP and LF(s)
just a quick joke before i go back 2 work. Pete your others kept me laughing earlier.
Brunette has bad fall on the ski slope and thinks she has broken every bone in her body.
Goes to the doc at mid station and explains her problem.
"Doc I think I have broken every bone in my body"
Doc " Well can you show me where it hurts?"
Brunette presses her leg with her finger and screams in pain, Then she presses her finger to her head and screams in pain. Look my arm must be broken she says as ...
Brunette has bad fall on the ski slope and thinks she has broken every bone in her body.
Goes to the doc at mid station and explains her problem.
"Doc I think I have broken every bone in my body"
Doc " Well can you show me where it hurts?"
Brunette presses her leg with her finger and screams in pain, Then she presses her finger to her head and screams in pain. Look my arm must be broken she says as ...
just a quick joke before i go back 2 work. Pete your others kept me laughing earlier.
Brunette has bad fall on the ski slope and thinks she has broken every bone in her body.
Goes to the doc at mid station and explains her problem.
"Doc I think I have broken every bone in my body"
Doc " Well can you show me where it hurts?"
Brunette presses her leg with her finger and screams in pain, Then she presses her finger to her head and screams in pain. Look my arm must be broken she says as she presses her finger to her left arm and screams in pain. This continues until the brunette has pressed most of her limbs at various spots, always screaming in pain.
Doctor thinks for a moment and asks " you're rreally a blonde arn't you?2
"yes"she says "how can you tell"
Doc " Because you've broken your finger!!!"
On that note I will return to work and then rush home later to get packed for Saturday
Brunette has bad fall on the ski slope and thinks she has broken every bone in her body.
Goes to the doc at mid station and explains her problem.
"Doc I think I have broken every bone in my body"
Doc " Well can you show me where it hurts?"
Brunette presses her leg with her finger and screams in pain, Then she presses her finger to her head and screams in pain. Look my arm must be broken she says as she presses her finger to her left arm and screams in pain. This continues until the brunette has pressed most of her limbs at various spots, always screaming in pain.
Doctor thinks for a moment and asks " you're rreally a blonde arn't you?2
"yes"she says "how can you tell"
Doc " Because you've broken your finger!!!"
On that note I will return to work and then rush home later to get packed for Saturday
re: msg 4 PP and LF(s)
That's more like it.Skiing related medical info. Top that Pete!
re: msg 4 PP and LF(s)
Boarder goes to the doctor for a medical. Doctor finds him very fit, then tries some mental ability questions.If I cut off your left ear, what would you be.
The boarder replied '' I'd be half blind''.
And if I cut off both ears???
''I'd be totally blind'' said the boarder.
How do you work that out asks the doctor.......
''Me bobble hat would fall over me eyes''!!!!!!!
Notice it was a boarder not a skier!!!!!
Pamps Pete
re: msg 4 PP and LF(s)
Latest drinking game......
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila....... floor.
Pamps Pete
re: msg 4 PP and LF(s)
LOL @ PP for the Tequila song, and the Boarder joke!ally
BTW 18 days to go WOOHOO
