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>"True" excerpts from...
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>The Gary Neville Diaries
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>Friday
>Put the cones out for Sir today and he glanced at me. Made me feel
>special. He never looks at Phil like that. Told Mum and she said I have
>to share but that's not fair because I got to the cones first.
>Moustache looks a bit thicker today.
>
>Saturday
>Won today but I didn't play. Watched MUTV all night to see whether Sir
>said he missed me. Am sure they edited it out. Hung out with Rio until
>he told me to 'go away innit'. Will tell Sir tomorrow. Deffo not a
>penalty today - gave that girl Boa Morte a nasty stare after the game
>to let him know that I know. Man in wheelchair laughed at my
>moustache. Cried myself to sleep.
>
>Sunday
>Took Sir an apple. But Wesley gave him a bottle of red wine
>so he'll probably play on Tuesday. Creep. Went to Mum's for dinner but
>she tried to make me eat sprouts and then laughed when I banged my
>fists on the kitchen lino. She won't laugh again. Read Sir's book in
>bed. Coloured in moustache with marker. Looks manly.
>
>Monday
>Rained at training. Marker wasn't permanent.
>
>Tuesday (early)
>Playing tonight so was definitely worth washing bibs for Sir. Looked at
>papers and I was in them again! Will put in scrapbook.
>
>So glad I Said Porto don't act like men. Am really getting good at this
>mind games
>business.
>Photo on back of The Sun made my moustache look thin but Mum says
>it's just the ink. She says I look handsome.
>
>Tuesday (late)
>Not fair. Not fair. Not fair. It was a goal and we should have won and
>someone pushed me and someone tried to hurt Ronaldo and the girls dived
>on the floor and the referee blew the whistle before we could score and
>they celebrated in front of OUR fans and that made me so angry but I
>had to go and tell the TV that they deserved it (they didn't and I had
>my finger crossed. Ha!). It's just not fair because we're the
>
>best team in the whole wide world. Have given Philip a Chinese burn for
>that free-kick and told Sir to sell him.
>
>Wednesday
>Sir not happy today. He didn't even cheer up when I gave him my
>drawing. Wonder if he'll put it on his fridge with the others? Saw a
>small boy laughing at me so held him down until he said that Manchester
>United were the best team in the whole wide world. Feel better now.
>Bought some Re-Gane and put on top lip. Can't wait until the morning to
>see my bushy, manly 'tache.
>
>Thursday
>Phoned David to ask him to ask Elton about hair transplants. He said he
>was 'too busy preparing for the quarter-finals of the Champions
>League'. Am going to tell Sir and then I'm going to fly to Spain and
>then hold him down until he says that Manchester United are the best
>team in the whole wide world. And I'm going to take back the Man United
>sovereign ring I sent him for Christmas. Update: Mum says I can't go to
>Spain.